Thursday, October 31, 2013

Happy Halloween

J Jokes J
-What do birds say on Halloween?  Twick or Tweet!

-What is the most important subject in a witch school?  Spelling!

-Where does a vampire take a bubble bath?  In the bat-room!

-What do you get when you cross a nursery rhyme with a scary story?  Mother Goosebumps!

-What do monsters play on a rainy dayMusical scares!

-What is a ghost's favorite treat?  Boo-ble Gum!

-What does a witch like to eat?  A sand-witch!

-What do spooks eat at a cookout?  Hallo-weenies!

-What is a spooks favorite ride?  Roller Ghost-er

-How does a witch tell time?  She looks at her witch watch!























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